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THE GKD SMALL GATHERING!!

THATS THE OWNER OF THE PINK SX IN THE CAR!!

RUDDY PINKY SX!! PART 1

joke

A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, ''But we don't know anything about each other.'' He said,''That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'' So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10-meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
''That was incredible!'' she said.
''I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along.'' So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.
''That was incredible!" he said. "Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?''
''No,'' she said, ''I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal.''

Life in the office

Wassup wassup everyone...psycho here as usual its a monday morning at work...huhu hope i dun have much to do..but i sure my superiors can whip sumthing for me eventually..huhu..goin to skool later in the evening..from 6-9...then goin to slepp in lumut so no lepaking for me today jus gonna work out watch a couple of movies then go to sleep...goin to be a boring day...timsters goin to bndar today for this trip or sumthing...so kudos to dat...n oh yeah im dancing again btw...which is great i feel alive again when i dance..but due to my school schedule...im goin to miss alot of practice...so i got to step it up but so far so good hehe still a fast catcher when it comes to dancing...n i got to make this choreo but still dun have a song to dance to...so if u guys can help me out it wud be a big help..haha so fill me in guys on the latest hits..hehe u can post it in the chat box..u guys got till tomorrow..so lets do it hhaha..whoa d new receptionist jus walked in haha look so young meh...awang~~~u can have this one:P

another joke

A motorist gets caught in an automated speed trap that photographs his car.

He later receives a ticket in the mail for $40 with a photo of his car.

Instead of payment, he sends the police department a photograph of $40.

A few days later, he gets a letter from the police department with a picture of handcuffs.

joke of the day

Joe takes his friend Steve hunting for the first time and reminds him to be still and keep quiet.

An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe.

"Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we eat them now or take them with us?'"